Frog Legs?

I arrived in time for my reservation at the fanciest restaurant in the swamp. I had a table under the weeping willow with the perfect view of a sunset over the pond. My toes were tapping to the notes playing on the piano as I happily tied my cloth napkin around my neck. I licked my lips as I looked at all the delicious options on the menu. It was a lovely evening... until the server came to my table and said the most horrifying words, "Good evening sir. Would you like to try the frog legs?"

What?! Frog Legs?!... FROG LEGS???!!!

Who ever heard of eating frog legs? I mean, first of all, they're green! And second, they're FROG LEGS!

Now, chicken legs? They're delicious. Chicken legs go with so many recipes. They go with mac 'n' cheese, or noodles and soup. Chicken legs even go with just plain old salt. They go with everything! But... NOPE! DON'T EAT THE FROG LEGS!!!